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OH GOD

want pretty bras with lace/polkadots/patterns/etc.? Here, have some in sizes A, B, and C.

boobs bigger than that? Here’s one moderately cute D-cup bra over here, not as nice and definitely not as sexy as the smaller sizes though. 

boobs still bigger than a D? Here’s full coverage tan/black/white bras in DD and beyond. They have underwire and thick straps because obviously you are elderly or have had six kids now and no longer wish to have cute or sexy underwear. Enjoy, you giant boobied freak.

Whatevah, you’re my giant-boobied freak. And, I love your solid gray bra. It’s my fave.

anything bigger than DD? like, E F and beyond?

good luck trying to even find a store that HAS a bra in stock.

hi i’m a fat b-cup

its literally impossible for me to find anything but sports bras that fit

‘cute’ isn’t even an option.

The great irony is that it’s also rather hard to find a cute smaller size bra that doesn’t have a mountain of padding to make them LOOK like they’re three letter-sizes up. It’s like they only want girls to have big boobs if they aren’t naturally that way. This makes no sense whatsoever.

and if you have a small underbust? Don’t you know only fat chicks have big boobs? What the hell is your body doing, you skinny, busty freak?

(and even if you’re fat, they’re like, “what? HOW DO SMALL FAT PEOPLE EXIST. HOW DO SMALL ANYTING PEOPLE EXIST? ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT, LIKE, TWELVE? YOU DON’T NEED A BRA IF YOU’RE TWELVE”)

Oh I know these woes all too well…