skyline hot
New life goal: Accumulate enough toys to create a skyline.
I wonder how much longer it’ll be before average-sized (“plus-sized models”) women of color, and not just thin white women, are mainstream and deemed attractive by society.
Seriously beautiful.
Things I learned from being a horror movie fanatic:
1. Some people think staying in snowy cabins is adorable or sexy, but I watch horror movies. I know after a few days you eat each other.
2. If you’re offered a great job that comes with a beautiful big house and it’s all too good to be true, you’re going to be murdered brutally.
3. If you go camping in the woods, don’t be young, beautiful, or have sex. Otherwise you will be hacked to bits by a dude with mommy issues.
4. If your kid starts playing with an imaginary friend, it’s really a ghost that wants you to solve its murder or it just wants to kill you.
5. If your kid does creepy shit, acts creepy, says creepy shit, people die around him/her a lot, etc… He/she is more than likely a murderer or is possessed. Do the right thing and go live in the woods in a snowy cabin and let my first lesson just happen…
Have a holly jolly respiratory infection Christmas.
Memphis has RSV and I have a viral lung infection. Plus we both have sinus infections. Oh hey and I have a walking pneumonia. this Christmas sure will be a phlegm filled wonderland.
